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🌟 Finally, a little motivation that doesn't suck. 🌟
Tired of toxic positivity and boring, sugar-coated inspiration? Say hello to the "New Plan: F*ck It" Sweary Affirmation Desk Calendar—your 52-week supply of positive, unapologetic, adult humour designed to get you through the week.
This isn't your grandma's inspirational quote book. It's filled with 52 unique, hand-picked sweary affirmations that deliver motivation with a much-needed side of sass.
What You Get:
52 Weeks of Positive F*cking Vibes: A full year of original, high-impact quotes guaranteed to make you smirk and push through your to-do list.
Unique Flip Calendar Design: The perfect size for your desk, nightstand, or home office. Simply flip the sturdy, spiral-bound pages each week for a fresh burst of energy.
The Perfect Adult Humour Gift: Looking for a hilarious and practical gift for your cynical friend, overwhelmed coworker, or sarcastic spouse? This is the ultimate gag gift that actually provides motivation.
Sturdy & High Quality: Designed to stand up to a year of use, featuring heavy card stock and a durable spiral binding.
Ideal For:
Anyone who prefers a good F-bomb over 'live laugh love.'
The office worker who needs a daily dose of dark humour.
Friends who appreciate sarcastic, anti-stress self-care.
The perfect Secret Santa present.
Product Details:
Pages: 52 unique, weekly affirmations
Binding: Durable Metal Spiral/Coil
Theme: Adult Humour, Sweary Motivation, Positive Sarcasm
Stop planning and start doing. Embrace the "New Plan: F*ck It" mentality today!
Size: A6.
Tired of toxic positivity and boring, sugar-coated inspiration? Say hello to the "New Plan: F*ck It" Sweary Affirmation Desk Calendar—your 52-week supply of positive, unapologetic, adult humour designed to get you through the week.
This isn't your grandma's inspirational quote book. It's filled with 52 unique, hand-picked sweary affirmations that deliver motivation with a much-needed side of sass.
What You Get:
52 Weeks of Positive F*cking Vibes: A full year of original, high-impact quotes guaranteed to make you smirk and push through your to-do list.
Unique Flip Calendar Design: The perfect size for your desk, nightstand, or home office. Simply flip the sturdy, spiral-bound pages each week for a fresh burst of energy.
The Perfect Adult Humour Gift: Looking for a hilarious and practical gift for your cynical friend, overwhelmed coworker, or sarcastic spouse? This is the ultimate gag gift that actually provides motivation.
Sturdy & High Quality: Designed to stand up to a year of use, featuring heavy card stock and a durable spiral binding.
Ideal For:
Anyone who prefers a good F-bomb over 'live laugh love.'
The office worker who needs a daily dose of dark humour.
Friends who appreciate sarcastic, anti-stress self-care.
The perfect Secret Santa present.
Product Details:
Pages: 52 unique, weekly affirmations
Binding: Durable Metal Spiral/Coil
Theme: Adult Humour, Sweary Motivation, Positive Sarcasm
Stop planning and start doing. Embrace the "New Plan: F*ck It" mentality today!
Size: A6.
